Creative Team Gifts

"We need fresher ideas"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Empty box of ideas

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Bright idea

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Innovation & Calculation

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Game changing

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'I love this street...it's so real man...'