Creative Drivers Gifts

I don't know what your invention's called, but it's really irritating.

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

Elevator Pitch

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Interpretive marathon

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Female executive offers suggestions ' OUTSIDE THE BOX'.

"We need fresher ideas"

Chess bowling.

"Warp 1 - engage!"

"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

War artists.

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

Shortcut out of maze.

'Nobility vehicle'

Satire VS Censorship

Your car can be any shape you desire

"Then Marc from our creative team tells the client to 'like it or lump it' – can you believe that?!"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I've covered my throat with an extra hot mix of wasabi and chilly paste: he got a nasty shock when he went for my jugular..."

Ig-glue to build houses with.

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

'Fetterson, you should try thinking more inside the box.'

"He's done it all. There's nothing left to draw."

Writer’s Blockade

Freedom of speech