Creative Drifter Gifts

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Dawing your Cellphone

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Space for Lease.

Jungle Taxi

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Prehistoric Modern Art

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

'Looking for a muse, love?'

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

Origami time!

Two New Paintbrushes