Digital Drifter Gifts

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Cellphone Islands

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"I'd rather be at the office."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

Continental Drift.

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"When is it my turn?"

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Content Street Vendor

"Are you selfie-medicating again?"

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Snooze Cruise

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Man on island e-mail error message.