Dedicated Drifter Gifts

"I'd rather be at the office."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Travellin' through?"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Freddie's water

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Continental Drift.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Snooze Cruise

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

Tax Simplification made simple

"They're for water hazard holes."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

'Holly? Are you listening?'

Up, Up and Away?

Today is the first day of the rest of your life... then again so is tomorrow.