Direction Drifter Gifts

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Hither and Yon sign

Dawing your Cellphone

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Hospital Departments

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Recalculating

You are here.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"I'd rather be at the office."

Travellers

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

You are Here

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Life of Riley...

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Recalculating!

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Some scout he is!'

Scarecrow Directions

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'