Dimension Drifter Gifts

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Continental Drift.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Please use other dimension.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Snooze Cruise

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Land's End

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

Time-space convergence ahead.

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

"Yes...yes...of course....I'll call you back as soon as I have a more convincing lie..."

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

'Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it'

"It's his new hobby, string theory."

'The fun you can have in a 2 dimensional universe!'