Continent Drifter Gifts

Land's End

Dawing your Cellphone

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Travellin' through?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Freddie's water

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Continental Drift.

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Pangaea Pumpkin

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Snooze Cruise

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

Up, Up and Away?

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

British Veto, Continent Isolated.

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"

"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"