Highway Drifter Gifts

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Dawing your Cellphone

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Freddie's water

"Travellin' through?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Continental Drift.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Snooze Cruise

Land's End

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Heart of America or Bypass

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Route 666

Living in the slither lane: snake.

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.