Prescription Drifter Gifts

Searching for a gift for a prescription drifter? Explore our collection of thoughtful and playful items designed for those who love to wander and discover new horizons. Perfect for the creative soul who finds joy in every journey and embraces the unpredictability of life. Whether they’re heading out on a spontaneous trip or dreaming of distant places, our unique products are crafted to inspire and entertain. Celebrate their adventurous spirit with a thoughtful gift that reflects their love for exploration and creativity.

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PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.' mockup

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

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Dawing your Cellphone

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"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?" mockup

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

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'People who can read Venn diagrams...' mockup

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes. mockup

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

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"Travellin' through?"

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"I'd rather be at the office."

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Freddie's water

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"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination." mockup

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

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'Are you seeing anybody?'

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'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.' mockup

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

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Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet. mockup

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

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'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.' mockup

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

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"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again." mockup

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

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"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?" mockup

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

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Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single... mockup

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

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Land's End

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'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.' mockup

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

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'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!' mockup

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

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'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.' mockup

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

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"At least I've got a nice tan..." mockup

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

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'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!' mockup

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

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"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."

"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx." mockup

"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."

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"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself." mockup

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

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Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices... mockup

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

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"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."

"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo." mockup

"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."

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"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming." mockup

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

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City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?' mockup

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

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'Maybe I'd better check with your doctor - this seems to be a prescription for a watermelon and a pair of suspenders.'

'Maybe I'd better check with your doctor - this seems to be a prescription for a watermelon and a pair of suspenders.' mockup

'Maybe I'd better check with your doctor - this seems to be a prescription for a watermelon and a pair of suspenders.'

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'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.' mockup

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

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"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time." mockup

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

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"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..."

"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..." mockup

"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..."

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Tunnel of Lukewarm Feelings...

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"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?" mockup

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"

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Prescription Drifter Gifts Collection

Prescription Drifter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the free-spirited nature of prescription drifters—quirky, inspiring, and perfect for any adventure starter.

Prescription Drifter Pillows

Bring the spirit of adventure into their home with pillows that celebrate the wandering and creative soul of every prescription drifter.

Prescription Drifter Prints

Decorate their space with prints that inspire continued exploration and creativity—perfect for the wandering and imaginative spirit.

Prescription Drifter T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that captures the adventurous and creative essence of prescription drifters—wear your wanderlust proudly and comfortably.