Prescription Drifter Pillows

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Travellin' through?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Freddie's water

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Land's End

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

'Maybe I'd better check with your doctor - this seems to be a prescription for a watermelon and a pair of suspenders.'

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

Tunnel of Lukewarm Feelings...

"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..."

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"