Plains Drifter Pillows

"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I'd rather be at the office."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Freddie's water

"Travellin' through?"

Continental Drift.

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Pangaea Pumpkin

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Land's End

Snooze Cruise

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

'This is the life, isn't it Nigel?'

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

Up, Up and Away?

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"

"Wake me up when we're landing."

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"