Plains Explorer Pillows

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'