Plains Explorer Pillows

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

Louis Armstrong

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Sunbathing in the park

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'