Highway Drifter Pillows

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Dawing your Cellphone

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"Travellin' through?"

"I'd rather be at the office."

Freddie's water

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Continental Drift.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Land's End

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Snooze Cruise

Heart of America or Bypass

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Route 666

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Living in the slither lane: snake.

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.

"At least I've got a nice tan..."

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It