Academic Drifter Gifts

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'