"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."
Office Drifter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your office drifter? These uniquely funny and charming products are perfect for the creative spirit who navigates the workspace with a dash of wit. Whether they’re brainstorming, daydreaming, or simply drifting through tasks, these thoughtful gifts add personality and humor to their day. From clever mugs to whimsical prints, find something that captures their free-spirited, inventive vibe and brings a smile to their face at work.
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
Dawing your Cellphone
The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.
Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.
'He's been brought in to save the company.'
"We should have taken the cubicles."
You are here.
In, out, shake it all about.
STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance
Free Range Employees.
Responsibility and duties
New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"
Office Park
"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."
"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"
Whack, Out of Whack.
The Corporate Rat.
You are here.
'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'
Business-Class.
'People who can read Venn diagrams...'
John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...
'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'
"it appears I'm being relocated"
If found, please return to cubicle L-325.
"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."
"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."
'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'
Natural Cycles in the Office Environment
Careerist
'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'
"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"
'The small sword? That's for internships.'
Office Drifter Gifts Collection
Office Drifter Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for your office drifter—light-hearted, humorous designs that make every coffee break a little brighter.
Office Drifter Pillows
Discover whimsical pillows that add personality and comfort, celebrating the free-spirited office drifter in your life.
Office Drifter Prints
Browse our artistic prints that capture the quirky, inventive spirit of the office drifter—ideal for decorating their workspace or creative nook.
Office Drifter T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts, ideal for the creative soul who’s always drifting through their workday with a smile.