Office Drifter Mugs

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Dawing your Cellphone

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

In, out, shake it all about.

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

The Corporate Rat.

Whack, Out of Whack.

You are here.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Business-Class.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Careerist

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Job hoppers.