Office Drifter Mugs

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Dawing your Cellphone

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

You are here.

In, out, shake it all about.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

You are here.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Business-Class.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Careerist

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'