Island Drifter Mugs

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Dawing your Cellphone

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I blame global warming!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Arf! Arf!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.