Island Drifter Prints

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Arf! Arf!'

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'