Desk Wanderer Gifts

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

Golfing Boss

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Overworked in the office

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Shake it all about sign on desk

In case of emergency, break glass.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"We should have taken the cubicles."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Free Range Employees.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

You are here.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Office zombie.