Workday Wanderer Gifts

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.

"What time is it mentally?"

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Culture Saturday

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Free Range Employees.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"It looks brighter over there!"

You are here.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Vacation Mobile

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Take a hike.

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Business Vacation.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Do not feed the clerks.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Job hoppers.

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."