Workday Wanderer Mugs

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.

"What time is it mentally?"

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Culture Saturday

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Heading off with a packed bag

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Free Range Employees.

"It looks brighter over there!"

You are here.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Take a hike.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Vacation Mobile

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Business Vacation.

Do not feed the clerks.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Job hoppers.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

"Lunchward ho!"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'