Overworked Wanderer Mugs

Man asleep on train

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Back to work...

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Work Slave

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Free Range Employees.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

You are here.

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Vacation Mobile

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Burn out

Business Vacation.

Working Vacation.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Job hoppers.

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."