Workspace Wanderers Gifts

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Free Range Employees.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Vacation Mobile

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"I miss the old cubicles."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Business Vacation.

Job hoppers.