Wandering Workers Gifts

"I spend so much time here at the office, I sold my home. Now I live in this RV in the parking lot."

The experienced backpacker.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Free Range Employees.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

You are here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Vacation Mobile

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Business Vacation.

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Job hoppers.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"What time is it mentally?"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

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