Work Addict Wanderer Gifts

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Free Range Employees.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

You are here.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Vacation Mobile

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

The Workaholics Building

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Business Vacation.

"What time is it mentally?"

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Job hoppers.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."