Business Addict Gifts

'Seven companies in three years.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I love fast break business success."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

The House of Commons.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Dating the efficiency expert.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

The Workaholics Building

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection