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"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Free Range Employees.

You are here.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Vacation Mobile

The Workaholics Building

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Business Vacation.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

Job hoppers.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"What time is it mentally?"

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'My life is around here somewhere.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."