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The Workaholics Building

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Treadmillstone

Swiss Army Phone

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Addiction to mobile.

Planet Of The Apps.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'This is a very impressive resume. Did you pad it yourself.'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

'You'll be fine, Just limit yourself to two news apps a day,'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Seven companies in three years.'

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

"I love my job!"

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...