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"I'm giving up giving up!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Treadmillstone

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Book market

The Workaholics Building

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.