Habit Breaker T-Shirts

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'

New year resolutions.

"I see you've spent the last twenty years driving a cab."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Welcome James. Are you ready to kick some butt?'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'I haven't conquered my procrastination problem yet, but just you wait.'

'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'

Mister January.

"I'm giving up begging, fags and booze...looks like I'll have to go back home to the wife and kids."

'See what happens when you bite your nails.'

'I've cut down to one a day.'

'I've finally decided to quit giving up.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'I wish you wouldn't bite your nails.'

'What's good for biting nails?'

'Do you realise how many years I've had to work to develop this lifestyle? And now you're telling me to change it!'

"It's easy giving up smoking - I've done it dozen of times..."

"He's packed up smoking, but can't stop buying them."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

Tonight's Lecture: Breaking Old Habits. Every time I try to kick my bad habits, they turn out to have shin guards.

Packey Bar.

I'm trying to cut back on thumb sucking.

'Are you ready to kick some butts?'

Electronic cigarette smoker.

'To smoke or not to smoke...that is the question?'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Rhythmic Chess Championships.

"Every worker needs to 'shed' old habits...you'll do well."

"The song in your heart is fine, but the humming from your head really annoys people."