Habit Buster T-Shirts

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

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'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

Turkey...cold turkey.

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."