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'I wish you wouldn't bite your nails.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Packey Bar.

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'