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'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Codependipity.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"About time!"

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

"He finally decided to quit smoking."

"That 12th step is a doozy."