Overcoming Addiction T-Shirts

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Turkey...cold turkey.

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

'... But I don't want to stop. I thought this was some sort of secret drinking club.'

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

AA: the next generation.

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"Well, I suppose it all started with a packet of wine gums."

"I begged him to get help."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Keep off the Grass.

"I was a successful young executive, on the way up the corporate ladder... and then my career hit a bottleneck."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"In retrospect, go big or go home was not the best gambling strategy."

"He finally decided to quit smoking."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Quitting smoking isn't easy!

'I'm trying to put my falling off the wagon behind me...'

"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

Smoker's Anonymous

"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

A tiny smoker pops out of a man's hat.

"About time!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."