Dealing With Addiction T-Shirts

Young wife talking to her mother about her husband's gambling habit.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Opioid Epidemic

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Codependipity.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Lab Rat Rehab...

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."