Overcoming An Addiction Gifts

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Codependipity.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

Lab Rat Rehab...

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

"About time!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"He finally decided to quit smoking."

Twelve step program.