Addiction Recovery Journey Gifts

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Psychiatry visit.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"