Recovery Journey Gifts

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'I think we've cured Benjamin's depression and he's a lively, well behaved little boy again, let's go and see what he's doing next door.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'

'I can do it! I'm walking!'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I'm cured! I'm cured! So what's the betting that I won't relapse?"

'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'

Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'

Help for Alcoholism

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

'Betcha I recover before you do.'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'I've been here so often, they keep a room reserved for me.'

"I feel ok until I sober up."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"The light at the end of a tunnel turned from green to red."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"I didn't stop when the fun stopped."

"It's obvious you're in d'Nile!"

"My name is Al Coholic, and... I'm an alcoholic."

"This truly is the season of miracles!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Living in a wine bottle.

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

You realize you had ten pints last night? That's the last time I drink rum during the week!