Recovery Journey Navigator Gifts

"I bet I can drink you under the table."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Self-esteem room

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Better times ahead.

'Crisis'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Doubt or Certainy

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Psychiatry visit.

Woman and scales.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."