Loan Journey Navigator Gifts

"Here's a useful financial app...Find My Loan."

Tourists

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

Discomfort zone.

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Up

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

Woman and scales.

Universidad

'Him? Oh, he's my job interview coach.'

Musical Chairs...