Journey Navigator Gifts

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

6 - 37 - Getting Lost

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Lost World: You are Here

Heading off with a packed bag

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Great, now we're lost."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Rainbow/Horizon

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"So you don't want to come along?"

Discomfort zone.

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

'Closed.'

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

You are here.