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'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

6 - 37 - Getting Lost

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Heading off with a packed bag

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Rainbow/Horizon

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"So you don't want to come along?"

Discomfort zone.

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

'Closed.'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

You are here.