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"I don't use GPS to track the cruise. I use it to find my room."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Evolution.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Fishing direction sign.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'