Vacation Voyagers T-Shirts

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"It's a hybrid!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Parts of an automobile

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Scene on the English coast.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Seaside

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

1930's bather.