Summer Holiday Voyager T-Shirts

Floating

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Captain in a storm

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Touché"

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Lifesaver!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Yipeee!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"