Summer Traveler T-Shirts

"They migrate here each summer."

Roads.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Holiday gas/petrol prices.

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

Camping.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Vaccination Passport

Segregated Beach

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."