Summer Wanderer T-Shirts

'Ooooh, convertible!'

"My daddy's rich and my ma is good-lookin'

'There's been a mistake. We're the summer people!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Easter Island Shades...

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Segregated Beach

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"