Summer Trip T-Shirts

Entering New York City - Check it out

'I'll find room for it, if you'll find my feet and take my shoes off.'

Tourists

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."