Summer Visits T-Shirts

Stockwell's day

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Marshmallows

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Build a Raft

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'